The Parrot...

A lady passed by a pet shop.
"Hey, you!"
The lady looked at the direction of the voice and saw a parrot.
You're ugly! Ugly! Ugly! Ugly", said the parrot. The lady ignored it. The next day, the lady passed the shop once more.
"Hey, it's you again! Ugly! Ugly! Ugly!", said the parrot. The lady ignored it once again. The following day he passed the shop again.
"Aha! Hey! It's the ugly woman again! Ugly! Ugly! Ugly!", said the parrot. The lady, this time, could not take it and spoke to the shop owner.
"If your parrot would say the word ugly to me once more, i'm gonna file libel charges against you and your parrot for demeaning me!", the lady banged the door and left the shop. The next day, she passed the shop once more.
"Hey!", said the parrot. The lady turned his furious eyes at the parrot. The shop owner, scared, looked at his parrot. This time the parrot stopped talking. The lady smiled and provoked the parrot.
"Hey, what, bird?!", she exclaimed.
"Haha! You know!", said the parrot.